May 2013
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prince-of-pastries: tmi tuesday??????? tmi asks top 5’s rate kinks reverse tmi ?? ?
May 22nd
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the-fandoms-are-cool: how I discovered I was pansexual shit that guy’s hot oh fuck that girl’s hot too wait what trans people are hot as well damn sweet jesus I’m not sure what gender you are but you’re very hot is there a term for this condition
May 21st
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Listenaqualien: Fake Orchestra - OFF Original...
May 21st
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dorodot: if you mix an anything with tangela it looks either intrigued or really shocked ??? ! WHOA MAN BACK THAT SHIT UP yooooo! YOOOOOO YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
May 20th
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skidpuppet: bedquest: dear fucking tumblr this is a fucking bumblebee this is a fucking bee this is a fucking hornet this is a fucking wasp as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are neat thing about a lot of hornets though—by themselves they’re actually kind of skittish and are more likely to...
May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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himchanspenus: Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
May 19th
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I think I touched something and now the Caps little light thingie turns off when I am using caps and turns on when I’m not. :1c Whoops. EDIT: Oh whew, seems it fixed itself. Odd.
May 19th
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arsenickittenip: Woah hey so everyone’s freaking out about the whole Yahoo deal so I was like “okay I’m gonna go look this thing up then!” and look what I found!! “… let it continue to operate as an independent business.” In other words: Calm down people, Yahoo’s not gonna mess up your precious fandom blogging experience Source: [x]
May 19th
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warpedesto: do you ever just make a friend and think I am so glad this friend is mine
May 19th
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May 19th
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arcoffeels: when artists you admire like your art when artists you admire follow you
May 19th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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vivianvivisection: Reverse racism is like when an antelope tramples down a lion in order to escape, and all the other lions around it call out “Reverse carnivorism! REVERSE CARNIVORISM! JUST AS BAD AS THE LIONS EATING YOU!”
May 18th
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May 18th
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naoren: Okay but You gotta admit this one looks pretty cool
May 18th
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[[MORE]]I tried to explain to somebody why rape jokes are not funny and I practically ended up getting angry at their stubborness and they said I was practically making too much of a scandal over it Nobody should deal with this shit at high hours of the night when tired and cold and without quotes/resources/whatever at hand that could explain things better than me Yeah I’ll just go to sleep
May 18th
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May 18th
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milkshakeprincess: me being touched by people who aren’t my friends 
May 18th
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alltimeboners: things that are enjoyable: showers things that are not enjoyable: getting in the shower getting out of the shower
May 18th
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May 18th
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I can’t find my headband Oi
May 17th
karina-and-the-diamonds: populardad: there is a difference between people who are smart and people who get good grades amen
May 17th
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WHOO okay, I updated my pages (just a few things, really) and added a Tags Masterlist. :1c Oughta take care of my art and nsfw blogs now.
May 17th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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Fun fact: some Spanish people, to describe something as ‘the shit’, they say it’s ‘la polla con cebolla’ Which is literally ‘the dick with onion’
May 15th
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Not sure why, but I feel so rushed up and full of adrenaline today. Maybe because I’ve realized we have a shitload to do at school for next week… Hm.
May 15th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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Send me a character and I'll tell you;
sinnerlikedamon: OTP: BrOTP: OT3: NOTP:
May 15th
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ars33nic: what an introvert is: someone who gets their energy from being alone and can get exhausted from being around people for extended periods of time what an introvert isn’t: low self esteem hatred of people social awkwardness
May 15th
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medicbot: seeing porn of a character you didnt want to see porn of
May 14th
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koishy: please dont sit right next to me while im on the computer that is just not happening
May 14th
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May 14th
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dumbl-edore: if anything should have a ask limit it should be my parents
May 14th
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egberts: teachers who call on students who obviously don’t know the answer are the biggest dicks in the world because they’re flat out humiliating the kid in front of all their peers
May 14th
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heathyr: this is my love letter to azlyrics for not being annoying as fuck like other lyric websites
May 14th
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A QUICK LESSON ON CROPS AND WHIPS FROM YOUR...
iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou: THIS IS A CROP IT DOES NOT MAKE THE ‘WHH-CH’ WHIP NOISE IT CAN LEAVE BRUISING BUT WILL NOT CUT YOUR SKIN THIS IS A WHIP IT DOES MAKE THE ‘WHH-CH’ WHIP NOISE IT PROBABLY WON’T LEAVE BRUISING BUT CAN CUT YOUR SKIN NOW GO FORTH AND WRITE ACCURATE PORN
May 14th
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dirkkat: i like how some people on tumblr tell you nothing about their personal lives and remain a total enigma even after months of following them and then some other people on tumblr practically liveblog their farts
May 14th
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suojure: malijuanastyles: i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop...
May 13th
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May 13th
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imagineyourotp: Imagine Person A of your OTP as a superhero, and Person B as their supervillain nemesis, each trying to convert the other to their side. Every time they meet, they end up flirting while they fight and having incredibly strong romantic/sexual tension with each other.
May 13th
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I love it when I go on facebook thinking the English Class group has posted something important when in reality it’s a racist image joke from 9gag.
May 13th