May 2013
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prince-of-pastries:
tmi tuesday???????
tmi asks
top 5’s
rate kinks
reverse tmi
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the-fandoms-are-cool:
how I discovered I was pansexual
shit that guy’s hot
oh fuck that girl’s hot too
wait what trans people are hot as well
damn sweet jesus I’m not sure what gender you are but you’re very hot
is there a term for this condition
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dorodot:
if you mix an anything with tangela it looks either intrigued or really shocked
???
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WHOA MAN BACK THAT SHIT UP
yooooo!
YOOOOOO
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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skidpuppet:
bedquest:
dear fucking tumblr
this is a fucking bumblebee
this is a fucking bee
this is a fucking hornet
this is a fucking wasp
as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are
neat thing about a lot of hornets though—by themselves they’re actually kind of skittish and are more likely to...
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himchanspenus:
Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
I think I touched something and now the Caps little light thingie turns off when I am using caps and turns on when I’m not. :1c Whoops. EDIT: Oh whew, seems it fixed itself. Odd.
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arsenickittenip:
Woah hey so everyone’s freaking out about the whole Yahoo deal so I was like “okay I’m gonna go look this thing up then!” and look what I found!!
“… let it continue to operate as an independent business.”
In other words: Calm down people, Yahoo’s not gonna mess up your precious fandom blogging experience
Source: [x]
warpedesto:
do you ever just
make a friend and think
I am so glad this friend is mine
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arcoffeels:
when artists you admire like your art
when artists you admire follow you
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vivianvivisection:
Reverse racism is like when an antelope tramples down a lion in order to escape, and all the other lions around it call out “Reverse carnivorism! REVERSE CARNIVORISM! JUST AS BAD AS THE LIONS EATING YOU!”
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naoren:
Okay but
You gotta admit this one looks pretty cool
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[[MORE]]I tried to explain to somebody why rape jokes are not funny and I practically ended up getting angry at their stubborness and they said I was practically making too much of a scandal over it Nobody should deal with this shit at high hours of the night when tired and cold and without quotes/resources/whatever at hand that could explain things better than me Yeah I’ll just go to sleep
milkshakeprincess:
me being touched by people who aren’t my friends
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alltimeboners:
things that are enjoyable:
showers
things that are not enjoyable:
getting in the shower
getting out of the shower
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I can’t find my headband Oi
karina-and-the-diamonds:
populardad:
there is a difference between people who are smart and people who get good grades
amen
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WHOO okay, I updated my pages (just a few things, really) and added a Tags Masterlist. :1c Oughta take care of my art and nsfw blogs now.
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Fun fact: some Spanish people, to describe something as ‘the shit’, they say it’s ‘la polla con cebolla’ Which is literally ‘the dick with onion’
Not sure why, but I feel so rushed up and full of adrenaline today. Maybe because I’ve realized we have a shitload to do at school for next week… Hm.
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Send me a character and I'll tell you;
sinnerlikedamon:
OTP: BrOTP: OT3: NOTP:
ars33nic:
what an introvert is:
someone who gets their energy from being alone and can get exhausted from being around people for extended periods of time
what an introvert isn’t:
low self esteem
hatred of people
social awkwardness
medicbot:
seeing porn of a character you didnt want to see porn of
koishy:
please dont sit right next to me while im on the computer that is just not happening
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dumbl-edore:
if anything should have a ask limit it should be my parents
egberts:
teachers who call on students who obviously don’t know the answer are the biggest dicks in the world because they’re flat out humiliating the kid in front of all their peers
heathyr:
this is my love letter to azlyrics for not being annoying as fuck like other lyric websites
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A QUICK LESSON ON CROPS AND WHIPS FROM YOUR...
iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:
THIS IS A CROP
IT DOES NOT MAKE THE ‘WHH-CH’ WHIP NOISE
IT CAN LEAVE BRUISING BUT WILL NOT CUT YOUR SKIN
THIS IS A WHIP
IT DOES MAKE THE ‘WHH-CH’ WHIP NOISE
IT PROBABLY WON’T LEAVE BRUISING BUT CAN CUT YOUR SKIN
NOW GO FORTH AND WRITE ACCURATE PORN
dirkkat:
i like how some people on tumblr tell you nothing about their personal lives and remain a total enigma even after months of following them and then some other people on tumblr practically liveblog their farts
suojure:
malijuanastyles:
i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop...
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imagineyourotp:
Imagine Person A of your OTP as a superhero, and Person B as their supervillain nemesis, each trying to convert the other to their side. Every time they meet, they end up flirting while they fight and having incredibly strong romantic/sexual tension with each other.
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I love it when I go on facebook thinking the English Class group has posted something important when in reality it’s a racist image joke from 9gag.