Eddie Izzard on guns
OMG. People dont understand how much I love this man, and it hurts so. bad. :-)
today in history class this kid said something about how women belong in the kitchen and my teacher freaked out and he made all the girls in the class write down “at 1:04pm on wednesday november 7th 2012, nick has been blacklisted” and now we’re not allowed to talk to the kid until he comes into class with the 17 apology letters that he’s being forced to write to every girl in the class i love my history teacher
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet
TO EVERYONE WHO THINKS WE ARE LIVING IN A POSTRACIAL WORLD. FUCKING READ THIS. CITED FROM REAL PSYCHOLOGICAL RESEARCH.
how I discovered I was pansexual
- shit that guy’s hot
- oh fuck that girl’s hot too
- wait what trans people are hot as well
- damn sweet jesus I’m not sure what gender you are but you’re very hot
- is there a term for this condition
if you mix an anything with tangela it looks either intrigued or really shocked
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WHOA MAN BACK THAT SHIT UP
yooooo!
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dear fucking tumblr
this is a fucking bumblebee
this is a fucking bee
this is a fucking hornet
this is a fucking wasp
as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are
neat thing about a lot of hornets though—by themselves they’re actually kind of skittish and are more likely to fly away than get angry when poked. It’s their friends that are assholes—if one is sufficiently stressed/hurt (or killed) they release AW SHIT HELP ME pheromones and any nearby hornets go OH HELL NO and start looking to sting a bitch. So if you’ve got a stray one in your kitchen or something your best bet is to suck it up with a vacuum cleaner that has a hose attachment and dump it outside before it has any idea what the hell just happened.
Of course if you’re anywhere near a hornet’s nest then you might have a much bigger problem, regardless of what you’re doing.
