Okay but
You gotta admit this one looks pretty cool

A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.
HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK
“oh see there you go son”
BALLS OF NONCHALANT STEEL
“See, now this is the kinda shit I’m talking about…”
Woah.
things that are enjoyable:
- showers
things that are not enjoyable:
- getting in the shower
- getting out of the shower
REBLOG AND SEE IF YOU GET A COLOR.
PURPLE: I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
YELLOW: I wish we were friends in real life.
RED: (make your own for red)
GREY: I wish we talk more and being friend
TURQUOISE: I would hug you if we’re met
PINK: I love your blog it’s one of my favorite
TEAL: You annoy me at times.
BLUE: You are my tumblr crush.
ORANGE: I don’t like your blog.
WHITE: MARRY ME PLEASE.
GREEN: I think you’re cute.
CORAL: You should give more promos
BLACK: I would date you
BROWN: I don’t like you.
(gets none)
WHOO okay, I updated my pages (just a few things, really) and added a Tags Masterlist.
:1c Oughta take care of my art and nsfw blogs now.
I’m starting up commissions for the summer!
Prices are as shown and extras are as follows:
Sketches
- Color (Example) — +$2
Flat Colors
- Simple shading (Example) — +$3
- Simple animation up to 4 total frames (Example 1 & Example 2) — +$5
- More complex animation up to 4 total frames (Example) — +$10
Extra characters (per character, up to 2 extra*)
- Waist-up — +$5
- Fullbody Sketch/Flat Color/Painterly — +$5/$7/$10
*pictures containing more than three characters can be negotiated, but may cost a lot more depending on complexity
———Other Details
- Price may increase for highly complex designs!
I will not draw:
- Images containing child porn, offensive imagery (containing racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic themes, etc.), or excessive gore (mild to moderate injuries are okay)
- Explicit NSFW material (including most kinks such as vore, inflation, scat, etc; not that there’s anything wrong with pornography or having kinks, I’m just really bad at it)
- Complex machinery/mecha (simpler designs I can do if provided proper reference)
How to order/process:
- E-mail me at mburgett@student.cia.edu with the type of drawing and what you want me to draw (image references are a big help, but I can make do with text description)
- After confirmation of the subject and price, I will send you a watermarked sketch for approval. If the sketch is okay, I will continue with the lines/color (or provide the full, unmarked version) once I receive payment via paypal (at mburgett@student.cia.edu.)
- Once I complete the image I’ll send you the full version!




